I've been working with freakdesign, and he's absolutely awesome
He sure is (may be a biased comment), just busy like a mofo! Hopefully another suitably handy person can help as you need this ASAP. I'll be back to being available again in a few days but I'll see if I can squeeze you in. Don't like seeing people left in the lurch...
@developers: I can vouch that these guys are easy to work with, so it would likely be a pain free job.